Foer's list of 15 Items

I used my parent's house to place Foer's 15 items.

1) In the driveway is the jar of pickled garlic
2) At the front door is the kiddy pool full of cottage cheese
3) On the stair railing in the entryway is a salmon named peat who is smoking a cigar
4) On the counter inside the main door are 6 bottles of wine
5) Hanging on the coat rack are 3 pairs of stinky, smelly socks
6) Around the corner in the living room are 3 women hula hooping
7) In the bathroom sink is a dry ice machine making the bathroom foggy
8) In the bathtub is a person using a snorkel
9) Across the bathroom is the office where I can email Sophia
10) On the stairs is a beautiful woman dressed in a skin-toned cat suit
11) On the treadmill is Paul Newman watching a film in the little TV that my mom uses
12) Hanging on the wall is a mount of an elk with sausage hanging from its mouth
13) On the deck is a director's chair and megaphone
14) In the yard is a horse with a harness and rope
15) And also in the yard is the barometer